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How to Smuggle Alcohol onto a Cruise Ship

(OR… How to Have a White Trash Vacation)

I could do a post on the Bahamas, but really, there isn’t much to tell.  We got to Miami late Thursday night, headed to South Beach and hung out at a bar, had a couple of drinks, and headed back to the hotel for a 3am pizza.  Very low key.  Got on the big boat Friday around noon, ate lunch, changed into our bathing suits, began laying out in the sun and drinking.  Saturday was a repeat of laying out in the sun and drinking, only with more napping.  We actually touched the streets of Nassau around 10pm Saturday night, went to a club where we got rock star seating overlooking the streets in the open air bar, had many more drinks, danced until my high heels wouldn’t let me anymore and called it a night.  Sunday…sun, drinks, naps.  Oh, and a LOT of eating the whole weekend. (EDIT:  re-reading this, it sounds like I was drunk the whole time.  Outside of Friday afternoon and Saturday night, I really never drank enough to feel anything.  Plus, it was my 30th birthday, so don’t judge me! )

So I can’t in good faith do a post on the Bahamas because I really didn’t experience it.  What I DID experience is how to make the best of a cruise vacation.  (Disclaimer:  I may want to go on a cruise again, so I’m not telling you which cruise line I used; I don’t want to be black flagged.  So the things I may be telling you may only apply to one cruise line.  If you need to know which one, contact me privately).

I’ve posted about my previous 7 day cruise, although it was more about the ports of call, rather than the cruise itself.  After that cruise I said I’d only do it again if I did it with friends and it was shorter.  Seven days is a long damn time on a boat and when you cruise, it really is more about the boat, not the destination.  For ME, it’s the destination, and I can only do cruise stuff (i.e. laying around doing nothing) for a few days. 

Based on my two cruises this is what I’ve learned:

  • They tell you not to check in to the cruise until 12:30pm.  We obeyed this the first time, standing in long lines and not actually boarding the boat until 2:30pm.  Ignore this.  We arrived to check in at 11:30am, zoomed through security, and were eating lunch by 12:30pm.  This allowed us to actually enjoy practically a full day on the boat, really getting our money’s worth.
  • When you check in, you have to hand over your bags, which will be delivered to your stateroom later.  This could be as late as 9pm the first day (which did happen the first trip-the bags were waiting on us at 1pm this past weekend).  So grab sunscreen, bathing suits, and anything else you think you may need to enjoy your afternoon on the boat and put it in a carry on bag.
  • A cruise ship offers a lot:  24-hour food, entertainment, economical travel.  It does not include alcohol or any sundries you may need.  There is information below on alcohol but anticipate ANYTHING else you may need: band aids, batteries, hand sanitizer, sunblock, aloe vera, pain reliever and any kind of medication (including cold medicine; colds run rampant on cruise ships-I got a nasty one on my first trip and both my girlfriends got sick on this last one), and all toiletries.  If you’ve reached for it in the last 6 months, bring it.  The bathroom does have shampoo and bath gel dispensers though.
  • Officially, no alcohol is allowed on the boat.  Any containers found with a broken seal will automatically be thrown away.  However, you are allowed to bring a limited number of unopened bottles of water and soda.  They tell you every bag is checked; the reality is they don’t have time to check EVERY bag so they spot check.  Between us 3 girls, one bag got checked and the alcohol enclosed got chucked because it was in an opened water bottle.  We still had enough alcohol for the weekend, so no biggie and they just give you a strongly worded letter.  BFD.
  • They don’t check for liquids and such during boarding so don’t put all your eggs in one basket.  Keep one water bottle full of alcohol in your carry on.
  • Clear alcohols: purchase prior to packing and pour into water bottles.  Any containers found with a broken seal will automatically be thrown away.  If at all possible, try to keep the seal from breaking on the cap because you are allowed to bring a limited number of unopened bottles of water and soda.   Apparently larger capped plastic bottles (think Gatorade or Vitamin Water) are easier to open without breaking the seal so that may work (although the color of the drink may be difficult to work with)
  • Dark alcohols:  You are allowed to bring two wine bottles on the cruise (and they will uncork it for you for $18-how kind).  If you have a friend that makes homemade wine or simply knows how to cork bottles, this can be an option for whisky drinkers.  Obviously use a colored bottle, keep the label on so it looks legit, and please remember to bring the corkscrew.  Alex did this the first year for his Crown and it worked like a charm.  Others have mentioned using shampoo bottles and such; I don’t know about this one but I’m pretty sure you want to wash it out thoroughly first!
  • Bring a sports bottle or some other large drink container for mixing the drinks. 
  • Purchase a beverage card.  It was about $35 for the 7 day cruise in 2007 (price may have gone up) and $22 for the 3 day cruise.  Even if you aren’t a soda drinker (I am), this will allow you to get juices and other mixers for your drinks.  The rule is that the card is only to be used by the person who purchased it AND they will only give you one drink at a time.  However, I purchased one card and we three girls used it all weekend.  If I needed to get two drinks, I went to one bar, got a coke, and went to a second bar to get the diet coke.  I’d say you wouldn’t even need to worry that much about keeping it in the same gender because all they look for is the little “Coca Cola” sticker, not at the name.
  • Bring a beach bag with you.  It’ll be convenient to be able to bring all of your sunning items  without having to keep going back to the room.
  • Bring a watch with you.  There are no clocks in the room or on the boat, and your cell phones probably won’t get a signal when you are out at sea.  I bought a cheap, waterproof watch on the first cruise and have taken it with me everywhere.  Its permanently attached to a backpack or beach bag on all of our trips. 
  • Some people may be interested in trying to smuggle cuban cigars back into the country.  I wouldn’t do this because in case of getting caught, you get fined for this (a strongly worded letter I can handle but I’m not losing any money).  HOWEVER, if you want to risk it (and don’t, because cigars from Honduras and other countries are just as good), purchase two cigars, one cuban, one from anywhere else.  Smoke the other cigar, take off the label from this other cigar and put it on the cuban.  Good luck.  Hope you don’t get caught.
  • To get off the boat at the end of the trip, you have to go through disembarkation.  There are two choices: “self-assist” where you carry off all your luggage yourself or you can choose to have your luggage picked up the night before, where it will be waiting for you after you’ve gone through customs.  The first year we did self-assist because you can essentially leave anytime you are ready; the downside is that those huge bags are a bee-otch trying to get down elevators when everyone else is doing the same thing.  We got trapped on an elevator the first year because the lobby was full and we had nowhere to go when the doors opened.  This trip we had our bags picked up the night before.  It made for a much less stressful exit, we ate our breakfast in luxury, and didn’t have to lug those bags around.  However, you can only get off when your number is called and if you are trying to catch an early plane, this may not be ideal.

So that’s about it.  If you have any more suggestions, feel free to share.  Hope this makes for a fun (and more economical) vacation!

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Thing to Do #36: Visit New Zealand-Zero Hour

I’M GOING TO NEW ZEALAND!

Ok, that’s out of my system.  My bags are packed!   I have my travel pillow, power adapters, and passport/travel itinerary/travel vouchers/proof of travel insurance.  We’ve packed every medication you can get over the counter, umbrellas and ponchos, sunscreen and hats, winter AND summer clothing.  I’m bringing my laptop to record my adventures daily (or almost daily) because at the end of 2 weeks, I’m going to forget what we did at the beginning.  I’m bringing seven books with me-I hope its enough.

I’m nervous/excited/anxious.  I haven’t been able to concentrate on much of anything for the past week.  I’m not even there yet and I’m already dissapointed that its going to end.  I hope I have energy to keep going the whole time-I love sleep too much but I don’t want to sleep away my time there.  I hope Alex has a good time and isn’t too anxious while we are there.  I want him to have a good time and enjoy doing some of the more adventurous stuff we have scheduled.

I have such high hopes for this trip and have been talking about it and looking forward to it for so long that I’m convinced there is no way it can live up to expectations.  AND I’m still trying to kick this cold!

But its going to be awesome.  I know it.  It HAS to be!

Try not to miss me too badly while I’m gone.  I promise I’ll have lots of photos and stories when I return.

Thing to Do #48.5: Attend a UNC v. Duke Game

Now I can die happy!

Chris (Duke Fan=Boo!)

Tip Off!

Tip Off!

The original Thing to Do #48 on the 101 Things to Do Before You Die list is  ”Be Present When Your Country Wins the World Cup.”  When I updated the list in September I changed it to #48: Be Present When UNC Wins the National Championship, Redskins Win the Super Bowl, or Hurricanes Win the Stanley Cup (since I couldn’t care less about soccer).  However, I’ve posted several times about my obsession with UNC and that seeing UNC play Duke was a pretty big deal.  And I managed to accomplish this feat on Wednesday night. 

I had made plans with my friends to watch the UNC v Duke game at a local bar (originally Flying Saucer but it was way too crowded and we changed it to Hi5 at the last second).  We arrived at the bar around 7:30pm, and had just ordered our drinks when my phone rang.  It was Steve and the first thing he asked was “Do you want to go to the game tonight?”  A million questions rushed through my brain and things began happening very quickly.  After quick and furious discussion, it was decided that Alex was too tired and not interested in going, but my friend Chris (who is a yucky Duke fan) was VERY excited about the possibility, having also never gone to a UNC v Duke game.  Logistics were quickly hashed out for transportation from the bar for Alex and Chris’s wife Monica and Chris and I were literally running from the bar to the parking deck.  

Downtown Raleigh is a good 30-45 minutes from Chapel Hill and by the time we got on the road, it was 7:50pm.  We met up with the other couple that had gotten the tickets around 8:30pm and were driving like crazy people towards the campus.  Understandably there was a lot traffic but they had a parking permit and we parked rather closely and ran/walked to the Dean Dome.  When I left Hi5 in Raleigh, I had to use the restroom but I didn’t think there was time; an hour later I was about to pee my pants but all I could think about was making it to the game in time for tip off.  We arrived in our seats a whole minute prior to tip off and the game had begun! 

I can’t put into words the experience of being in the Dean Dome during the biggest rivalry in all of college basketball.  Yeah, sure, its an off year for UNC, a team of young guys that are still finding their way.  Nevertheless, this is Duke and Carolina – it doesn’t matter how the season is going, everyone is going to bring their A-game.  And it WAS a good game, close for so long.  I finally went to the rest room during the first TV time out and managed to return just as the game was resuming.  And then at Halftime, Tyler Hansbrough’s number was retired and I was present for that too! 

If someone could have video taped me, I’m sure I looked like a woman possessed.  I was completely uninhibited and lost myself in the moment, screaming and jumping up and down.  Chris kept his jacket on over his Duke T-shirt, cheering quietly so that no UNC fans would know a Duke fan had entered our midst.  

And then came that moment in sports that is an incredible phenomenon, an intangible force.  Something in the atmosphere changes, the air goes out of the room, and everyone in the building knows a shift is happening.  I’ve played softball games when I felt it on the field and I’ve watched games when I felt it as a spectator.  It happened around the 6 minute mark of the second half.  The players felt it and the fans felt it, and although there was plenty of time left to recover, fans began leaving, further enforcing what was to become fact – UNC was going to lose.  And we did, 64-54.  However, it had been an incredible game till that moment and the experience was like none other, a once in a lifetime experience.  Typically seeing UNC play Duke at Cameron Indoor is on many people’s To Do list and I definitely wouldn’t pass up that opportunity (Cameron only being about 9,000 seats strong, its certainly a more difficult ticket to get).  However, this was a tough one to get for me – the first offer I’ve gotten in 29 years and I’ll probably have to wait another 29 years to go again. 

Thing to Do #48.5:  Attend a UNC v Duke Game: COMPLETED 

What sporting event would you like to attend?  Olympics?  World Cup?  Super Bowl?  (ACC Tourney is still on my list, too!)

Thing to Do #36: Visit Every Country-Mexico Redux

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With the trip to New Zealand now 23 days away, all I can think about is traveling, so here’s a recap of our trip to Mexico in August 2008.

We enjoyed our first visit to Mexico (albeit short), so we decided to go back, this time staying a bit longer.  Although Cancun is usually the destination for many tourists along the Mayan Riviera, I voted for the quieter Playa del Carmen, an hour to the south.  We elected to also stay at an all-inclusive resort and all in all were very happy with our choice. 

The Hotel Riu Palace Riviera Maya was a rather impressive facility and immediately lived up to our expectations.  With a liquor dispenser in the room, regular restocking of the mini-bar, and 24 hour room service, we were in Heaven; we also probably didn’t really take advantage of the amenities.  We drank non-stop the first two days, but then it got pretty old and we didn’t drink much for the rest of the trip.  (Also, I kept drinking strawberry daquiris and would just get full before I got buzzed=way too watered down).  The resort had several restaurants (Japanese, Mexican, French Fusion, Brazilian, American Steakhouse), and ate once at each for dinner.  For breakfast and lunch, we stuffed ourselves at the buffet and for afternoon and midnight snacks, room service.  88_1314513287_1000_0079_079

You would think that I would have gained weight but I usually stay pretty active on my vacations…

As I’ve mentioned before, Alex prefers his vacations to be opportunities to relax; I see vacations as a time for excitement and exploring.  As this particular vacation was 8 days long, we could strike a bit of a compromise with a good bit of laying around tempered with experiencing the Mexican countryside.  We arrived on a Thursday and laid around until our first excursion to swim with whale sharks on Sunday.  I’ve already detailed that experience here.

We slept in on Monday and awoke Tuesday to travel to Coba, which is the oldest and largest Mayan site.  Most people visit Chichen Itza or Tulum (which I visited while on the Cruise in 2007), as both sites are well excavated and the buildings in rather good shape.  I haven’t visited Chichen Itza, but Coba was much larger in area than Tulum, with many buildings not even excavated and mostly hidden by the encroaching jungle.  It also has the tallest pyramid of the Yucatan Pennisula, Nohoch Mul.  You cannot climb the large pyramids at the other two Mayan sites, and the story was while we were there in August 2008 was that Coba would soon be following suit, so we were lucky to have visited when we did.

After our tour guide had shown us around many of the excavated ruins and shared information about the Mayan civilization, we were encouraged to walk, bike, or be driven in a little rickshaw-type contraption the 2 miles to Nohoch Mul.  Alex and I elected to rent bikes, and that was an adventure itself as it had probably been 10 years since I had ridden a bike (but its true, once you learn…). 

64_1314509897_1000_0055_055coba6071_1314509203_1000_0062_062We rode past several other partially excavated sites on our way, choosing to stop at some on the way there, and stopped at the rest on the way back.  Alex likes to act like he couldn’t care less about this stuff, but he was rather enthralled, taking photo after photo.  We arrived at the base of the pyramid and it truly was a site to behold.  Photos don’t do justice to the sheer steepness of the pyramid.  We began climbing up the pyramid, slowly due to scared and/or out of shape people in front of us.  Arriving at the top, we had a great view of the jungle surrounding us, with only a few ruins poking out here and there.  On our way down, Alex was able to step down as if he were going down modern stairs, but the shallow, uneven steps made me too nervous to be that confident and I went down the pyramid crouched (but not on my butt as some people were doing).

Arriving back at our van, we took off down the highway, on our way to a Mayan village.  The tour group that we booked with pay these people to stay in their village and continue living in the tradition of their ancestors.  Upon arrival, we stripped off our clothing to nothing but bathing suits and tennis shoes and began traipsing through the jungle surrounding the village.  Along the way, the tour showed us the flora and fauna of the local area.  At one point, he halted us and became extremely serious.  He said, “Stay as far to the left through here and hurry through quickly,” giving no explanation as to why.  After we had proceded along to a safe distance, this is when he shared that he had spotted a jumping pit viper

But not to worry, if anyone had been bitten, there was medicine in the village that would preserve the victim for an hour, which was long enough to make it to nearest hospital for the medicine that would save their life.

I’m sorry, but why couldn’t you just have the LIFE saving medicine in the VILLAGE?!

Anyway, as I’m not too afraid of snakes, we carried on, first arriving at a collapsed cenote (underwater river), which had become home to crocodiles.  We were to zip-line across, which was cool, but after our Honduras trip , I think Alex and I just have high expectations.  Further down the path we arrived at another cenote, this one still entact.  We were to rappel down into the cold, blue water below and paddle about on inner tubes.  However, prior to going down, we were to be blessed by a little Mayan priest dude.  The theory was that these waters are sacred to their culture.  It was cool and all but being the cynical Americans that we are kinda thought it was just a big touristy act. 

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Look at my face!

Look at my face!

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I have never done any mountain climbing or other sport that requires ropes, so I was nervous about rappeling down into the water.  It wasn’t until I saw the small boys (age 8 and 12) in our group have no trouble with it that I was prepared for my turn and I rappelled slowly down into the water.  After climbing up rocks and trekking in a humid jungle, the cold water was Heaven.  Unfortunately, we didn’t get to stay long at all and soon it was time to leave.  We had two choices: a rope ladder or the Mayan Elevator, which were two Mayans hoisting my big butt out with ropes.  Alex, being the big tough dude that he is, elected the rope ladder, but I was smart and chose the “elevator.”  He remarked during the remaining days of our vacation how dumb that idea was, still sore days later.

By this point, we had been awake since 6 am with nothing to eat all day and it was already 2pm in the afternoon.  We had worked up appetites and were STARVING!  However, there was still canoeing to be done.  Alex and I were ready to eat and literally paddled out into the middle of the lake and paddled right back, with the attitude of, “Ok, we did everything.  Now can we eat?”

I don’t remember exactly what was even served, except that it was traditional Mayan cuisine and I skipped over most, being a rather picky eater (as well as nervous about contracting “Montezuma’s Revenge”).  Alex mentioned only after we had left the jungle that he had seen a tarantula; I was happy to not have glimpsed it as I think I may have started running (not safe in a jungle full of jumping pit vipers).  We also saw a monkey in a tree during our outing, therefore checking off Monkey and Crocodile on the #38 thing to do (I also count seeing Whale Sharks on this list).

The next day, Wednesday, was our last full day at the resort and we mostly just laid around, although we did take a moment to take a photo with the monkey they would take around the resort once a day.  Alex had become obsessed with the monkey and had been begging to take a photo with it all week. 

We also finally went parasailing, which was actually a hold over from my original list from high school.  While it had been sunny all week, when we got on the boat, a storm, complete with lightning, came along.  The storm quickly passed and we went up.  It was fun to be able to see the resort and the beach from that height, but I think Alex and I have built up a tolerance to most things, seeking a bigger adreniline rush with each new encounter. 

We had a great time and I would definitely go back.  I’d like to go down into more cenotes and check out Chichen Itza finally.  There’s also supposed to be this eco-water park near Tulum that I think would be a lot of fun to do snorkeling in.  I’ve never been to the west coast of Mexico though; anyone have any suggestions about making it over Cabo or even Mexico City (I think at least going to Tenochtitlan/learn about the Aztecs).

MTV’s List of Things to Do Before You Die

Like so many things before, fellow TTDer Miranda has turned me on to a new show from MTV called The Buried Life.  I’m not a big MTV fan; in fact, I can’t remember the last show I watched on there (Maybe I Love the 90′s?)  But she seemed to be impressed with it so I DVRed it.  I have to say, I’m a fan.  The premise is this: (according to The Buried Life’s website)

Relying on goodwill, guts and gumption Duncan, Ben, Dave and Jonnie travel the globe in a purple transit bus to complete a list of ‘100 things to do before you die’ and to help and encourage others to go after their own lists.  For every item they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve one of their dreams. Everywhere they go they ask the question: What do you want to do before you die?

They’ve been doing this since 2006 on their own without the support of MTV (although they did a lot of fundraising and got sponsors).  So they’ve had a grassroots following for awhile now, and it is admirable how dedicated they are to accomplishing their goals.

Their list is below.  As Miranda said, it is rather Entertainment-centric, but its pretty varied and some things are acts of simple kindness that anyone could do.  And that is what sets the show apart; not only do they try to complete their list, but they also try to help someone else do an item on THEIR list.  The first week they crashed a party at the Playboy Mansion (which Alex was rather in awe of), last week was “Do a toast at a stranger’s wedding” and this week I think they are going to try to ask Megan Fox out on a date.

The only thing that (slightly) bothers me about this show is that as it gains a larger following, people will assume I began MY LIST after watching The Buried Life (If someone calls my list a “bucket list” again, I think I’ll scream).  Not the biggest deal in the world, but I’ve marking things off my list since I was in high school.  It is cool that others will be inspired to begin their own lists and hopefully will stick to it (rather than getting excited about it and then forgetting it in 3 months).

What do you think of their list?  (I’m rather jealous that they’ve completed so many items but I guess if I quit my job and dedicated my life to the list full time, I may have more success too!)

 1. Open the six o’clock news
2. Lead a parade
3. Get a tattoo
4. Start a dance in a public place
5. Go down a mountain on a longboard
6. Be in a Hollywood movie
7. Plant a tree
8. Ride a bull
9. Destroy a computer
10. Learn to fly
11. Get a college degree
12. Kick a field goal
13. Help someone build a house
14. Grow a mustache
15. Get on the cover of Rolling Stone
16. Start a block party
17. Start a huge wave
18. Tell a joke on Late Night Television
19. Write a book
20. Get a song we’ve written on the radio
21. Become a licensed minister
22. Approach the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen
23. Learn how to play an instrument
24. Go to a rock concert in all leather
25. Drive across North America
26. Tell a judge: “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
27. Give a stranger a $100 bill
28. Send a message in a bottle
29. Scream at the top of your lungs
30. Make a big donation to charity
31. Cut a ribbon at a major opening
32. Get something named after you
33. Hold public office somewhere
34. Pay for someone’s groceries
35. Sing the national anthem to a packed stadium
36. Throw the first pitch at a major league baseball game
37. Win and yell “Bingo!” at a Bingo hall
38. Kiss the Stanley Cup
39. Stand under a plan while it lands
40. Make the front page of the newspaper
41. Make a toast at a stranger’s wedding
42. Host a cooking show
43. Become a Knight for a day
44. Catch something and eat it
45. Sleep in a haunted house
46. Do a sketch with Will Ferrell
47. Get in the Guinness Book of World Records
48. Skydive
49. Take a stranger out for dinner
50. Dance on stage at a major concert
51. Climb a large mountain
52. Go on a blind date
53. Start a television show
54. Donate blood
55. Kiss Rachel McAdams
56. Write an article for a major publication
57. Spend a week in silence
58. See a dead body
59. Deliver a baby
60. Go paragliding
61. Draw a mural
62. Be in a protest
63. Run a successful business
64. Visit Folsom Prison
65. Learn how to sail
66. Camp at the Playboy Mansion
67. Make an important speech
68. Swin with sharks
69. Smash a guitar on stage
70. Compete in a soap-box derby
71. Take a kid on a toy shopping spree
72. Throw a surprise party
73. Make a music video
74. Race a sports car
75. Be a contestant on a gameshow
76. Go dog sledding
77. Go to Burning Man
78. Fall in Love
80. Dance with Ellen Degeneres
80. Meet the lonely island dudes
81. Tour with a major band
82. Win an award
83. Street perform and make $100
84. Run a marathon
85. Throw the most badass party ever
86. Teach an elementary school class
87. Pay off our parent’s mortgage
88. Jump off a waterfall
89. Experience zero gravity
90. Rider a rollercoaster
91. Represent Canada in an international competition
92. Learn how to surf
93. Rider through the desert in a dune-buffy
94. Party with a rockstar
95. Play ball with Obama
96. Host a lemonade stand
97. Be in a boxing match
98. Race horses
99. Host Saturday Night
100. Go to space

Thing to Do #11: Visit Every State-New Jersey

You know how I’m always going on and on about how I never drink or ever party up?  Well, for the most part, that’s true.  However, like most everyone, I’ve got a few stories, and one of those stories is about how I spent one July night in Atlantic City back in 2004.

My good friend from Hollins, Sumner, had visited Atlantic City several times with her girlfriends in DC and she invited me and another girlfriend from Hollins, Courtney, up for a girls night in the AC.  We headed up to DC Friday night to get up early and hit the road Saturday morning.  Five girls in a tiny little rental car hit bumper to bumper traffic heading into the Vegas of the East Coast for its busiest night of the week. 

I remember that we all stayed in one room in a hotel way off the strip (when you’re young, its nothing to think of piling 5 people into one room-now I shudder to think) and I honestly can’t remember what we ate for dinner/where we ate dinner.  I DO remember very plainly that my friend Courtney had mentioned that she had missed her period and was beginning to worry if she was pregnant.  Courtney had gotten married the previous October, so this wasn’t a bad thing, per se, but she had planned to enjoy herself during this weekend and if she was pregnant, she obviously wouldn’t be drinking.  So before we headed out for the evening, Courtney went to a local pharmacy and bought several pregnancy tests.  Four pregnancy tests later, 2 were positive and 2 were negative.  So on the safe side, Courtney wasn’t drinking for the evening (btw, the following March she had her first child, Kabell)

I had never gone gambling before and when we went into our first casino, I was rather overwhelmed (as I can imagine many are) and just followed wherever everyone else went.  We finally began playing some slot machines and all I had brought to play with was a roll of quarters.  I played these for about an hour until I ran out of money-they kinda got boring fast and its the only time I’ve played slot machines since.  We soon decided to move on from the slots (i.e. we ran out of money) and decided to go out dancing.  We headed over to the Casbah at Trump Taj Majal, which was probably the coolest club I had seen at that point in my short little life.  There were girls dancing in cages and every so often silvery confetti rained down on the dance floor.

Anyone who has ever drank will know what I mean in the following sentence:  I began drinking and they were going down way too easily.  My usual drink of choice is screwdrivers-I always say that the vitamins in Orange Juice counteract the bad stuff in alcohol, so its “healthier.”  I started out drinking screwdrivers but then I began playing the game of “I really have a great buzz and I want to keep it so I need to keep drinking.”  So I began to doing straight shots of vodka.  It quickly became apparent to the others in my group that I was bad off and the time for heading back to the hotel had come. 

All I remember was walking down a long hallway in the casino, and I kept thinking (and probably saying) that we were lost.  Eventually we made it to the front of the casino, where we had to wait (seemingly) forever for a cab.  Once in the cab, I quickly began to feel sick and rolled the window down to get some air.  When we came to a stop at the next intersection, I opened the door with the urgency to throw up.  However, I’m a big baby about throwing up-its scares me and I will do anything to not get sick.  The cab driver quickly surmised what I was up to and began shouting at me in a thick accent, ”Do NOT throw up in the car!  Get out of the car!” to which I yelled back, “I’m not going to throw up in your car, a$$hole.”  Yeah, I get belligerent and mean and (the worst) emotional when I get drunk.  I think you could believe me that I don’t normally swear at strangers, but I obviously wasn’t myself.

We made our way back to the hotel without incident and as soon as we entered the room, I made a beeline to one of the beds (we had gotten two double beds and a cot).  I found out later this was in much protest as I had chosen a) a bed instead of the cot and b) the bed furthest from the bathroom.  Regardless, I passed out immediately, fully clothed. 

The next morning, as you can imagine, I felt like Hell.  I’ve since had worse hangovers with less to drink, but that’s old age for you.  When I finally made it to the shower, I realized I had the silvery confetti everywhere, even down my underwear (how the HECK did THAT happen?)  Moving much more slowly than my compatriots, we gathered our belongings and hit the road back to DC.  We decided to stop at a Denny’s or IHOP or something, where we had to wait forever (at which point I thought I may get sick again) but amazingly after I had food on my stomach, I felt 100% better (ah….if it was only that simple nowadays).

The trip to DC wasn’t that bad, but then I immediately had to get in my own car to drive 4 hours back to NC.  I’m amazed I stayed awake; that was a lot of time in a car with a hangover.

So that is my experience with New Jersey, other than driving through several times on the way to and from New York and places beyond.  I guess I could give it another try as I’m sure there is more to New Jersey other than the Turnpike and AC, but I don’t know what.  Do you have a good reason for me to give NJ a second chance?  AND, I know there’s got to be some good stories of nights on the town-let’s hear ‘em!

Thing to Do #36: Visit Every Country-Honduras

 Over the past few months I’ve recounted our experiences on a Caribbean cruise in October 2007 and with our trip to New Zealand now exactly seven weeks away, I thought I’d do a post on the fourth and last port of call, Roatan Island, Honduras. 

Of all the ports, this was certainly the most impoverished area we visited.  Residents listlessly rested on the stoop of cinder block structures and primitive huts.  Trash littered yards and along the roads.  However, because the country was not yet developed, it was also one of the most beautiful countries we visited.

We took a school bus (probably put of commission in the United States in the 1970s) up a steep, narrow dirt path up to the highest peak of the island.  Of all the things that I have done in life, this was by far the most harrowing and most life-threatening. 

 At the top we were to zip-line from tree to tree, back and forth down the slope of the mountain, finally arriving at a pristine, private beach.  Since then, we have zip lined at other places (in Mexico and in the North Carolina Mountains) and Alex and I agree that our first time was by far the best.  Starting at the top of the mountain and zipping along the canopy of the rainforest, the ground 200 feet below us, was an amazing experience.  The platforms that we were flying to and from were built with a wire floor and basically scrap wood, sufficient to hold maybe 5 people at a time.  But the staff were incredibly efficient, catching us as we flew in, moving our harness to the next line, and handing us off to the next staff member to fly down the next line.

The beach we arrived at was the most beautiful beach we encountered during our trip.  The beach was clean, the mountains that came up to the beach gave us terrific scenery, and the water was that perfect blue-green you only get in the Caribbean.

Roatan Island, while currently undeveloped, is known for its water sports (snorkeling, scuba diving, etc) and probably won’t stay undeveloped long.  I’m glad we were able to visit before it becomes just another tourist destination.  I guess Roatan Island doesn’t necessarily represent all of Honduras, but right now, I have a great opinion of the country as a whole!

Officially, my opinion immediately after the cruise was not the most positive, but over time I think I’ve realized why.  First, I think cruises are an excellent way to “try out” a country; because of this cruise, I know I don’t want to go back to the Cayman Islands but we returned to Mexico for a longer stay.  Our cruise was seven days, which is a little long to be on a boat, and it was just us two.  I think I would have a better time on a shorter cruise with friends-that’s why I’m headed to the Bahamas for a 3 night/4 day cruise with my girls in April.  A great benefit of this particular cruise is that it’s actually staying overnight in port, letting us experience the nightlife in the Nassau.  Usually cruise ships don’t do this because they have to close their casinos while in port, cutting into their revenue, but while in Nassau, the casinos can stay open.

So have you ever been on a cruise?  What did you think?

Thing to Do #64: Drive a Car at Top Speed

Saturday night a group of us went go-cart racing at an indoor track nearby.   We opted to do the “Grand Prix” race which meant we did several practice laps and then did qualifying laps before starting the first stretch of the race.  After the first dozen laps, we could take a 10 minute break, and then we would start the second stretch in reverse order from how we finished the first.  These are pretty serious go-carts that can go almost 40 mph and not only do they give you a helmet to wear, but also a neck brace in an effort to avoid whiplash and other neck injuries.  They don’t tolerate any bumping and will kick someone out for doing it reapeatedly.

There were 5 of us (3 boys and 2 girls), and 2 other guys that joined us that we didn’t know.  The other two guys were either natural born racers or else had spent some time on a track (or at least street racing), so they easily wiped the floor the rest of us.  Chris came in first of our group, then Alex, Steve, Monica and bringing up the rear was yours truly, Jessica.

I was one of the first ones out of the gate and was racing around the track, sliding around the curves, and enjoying myself until I quickly saw how easy it was to “spin out.”  I crept around “wrecks,” giving other cars plenty of space to get going again.  I was minding my own business until who should spin me out but my own husband, the one person in life that I have vowed to forsake all others for, be there in sickness and in health, blah, blah, blah.  Apparently he is more interested in the whole till-death-do-us-part bit.  He hit me hard from behind, completely a surprise, and my neck snapped back, immediately in pain. 

I was mad about being spun out and I was surprised by the pain.  I’m the first to admit that I often do things with a false sense of security.  Yeah, I sign waivers all the time about the fact that I could die or be injured in whatever activity I’m signing up for, but they wouldn’t let you do unless it was safe, right?  Truly, it IS safe, if everyone is obeying the rules; I actually think it would be kinda difficult to seriously hurt yourself.  However, after that hit, and soon realizing I was “lap traffic,” I was quick to slow down and give others plenty of space.  Regardless, I continued to get bumped and increasingly annoyed.

I managed to not finish last in the first stretch, due to the fact that Monica thought I was one of the racers that was lapping her and she moved over to let me pass (The same thing happened to me in the second stretch when I left Steve go by, thinking he was lapping me).  So Monica started the second stretch of the race, followed by me.  There was a lot of bumping as the boys were eager to get around the “slow” girls and for a second time, Alex spun me out.  I was seeing RED!  I couldn’t believe that of all of the people out there, he had now done this TWICE!  I mostly spent the remainder of the race trying to stay out of the other racers way. 

Once we were finished, I let Alex have it, embarassingly in front of everyone.  I woke up Sunday with a sore neck and bruises on my chest/in my shouldars from the restraints.  Alex was quick to mention that HE was sore in his lower back, that he had been spun out and bumped too.

I was frustrated with myself for not being able to go faster as I’m extremely competitive and a very sore loser.  This frustration had all the more to do with not being willing to bump and do what was apparently necessary to do well in the race. 

So, I guess I haven’t even driven a go-cart at top speed, although I’m sure if I was on an open track, I would have done much better.  Although it could be argued that I’ve gotten my Ford Escape up to about its limit,  I’ve always thought I would do the Richard Petty Driving Experience down in Charlotte to complete this item.  Unfortunately, I need to learn how to drive a stick shift first, but how awesome would it be to drive a race car on a NASCAR track?!

I know Gina has talked about wanting to do a similar race car experience.  Any other racers out there?  Anybody want to make fun of me for being last in a go-cart race?

Thing to Do #36: Visit Every Country-Belize

The third port of call on our cruise in October 2007 was Belize City, Belize.  Our excursion for this stop was scuba diving.  Scuba diving is #46 on the list and I thought this would be the perfect place to check it off.  Off the coast of Belize (and the entire Yucatan Pennisula) is the Mesoamerica Barrier Reef, which is the second largest reef in the world (after the Great Barrier Reef). 

The only snag to this plan was that I’m terribly afraid of water.  For whatever reason, I fully believed that if I just “sucked it up” and jumped in, I’d have no problem at all. 

We took a taxi boat directly from the Cruise ship to a group of little huts built up on stilts and docks running back and forth from the buildings.  In real life, you train for several weeks or months before you are allowed to go SCUBA diving in open water, but in this day excursion, we were to watch a 15 minute video instead.  If you remember, I had gotten a bad cold on the second day of our trip and when you SCUBA dive, you can’t have anything block your sinuses.  I had alerted the guides of my condition and they were certainly concerned but we decided to try it out anyway.

We were to go to a shallow area in the reef (about 8 feet deep) and go under to demonstrate certain hand signals and that we could share regulators, regain a lost regulator, and clear our goggles of water.  I was the first one in and as the guide lowered us in the water, as soon as my head went under water, I started to freak.  I frantically splashed to get back to the surface and I knew immediately I wouldn’t be diving that day.  The guide was patient with me and tried to work with me, but I felt bad for taking up his time, especially because I knew there was no way I’d be going.  I climbed back up on the boat, dissapointed and defeated, embarassed for chickening out.  Alex had followed right after me and had performed his signals underwater with no problem.  When he came back up, he was surprised that I had finished so quickly, so I had to tell him I had chickened out. 

After everyone had gone into the shallow area for their training, we made our way to a deeper part of the reef.  It was by this time that Alex and I discovered that of our group, all but four of us already had their SCUBA  license.  Several had not been diving in awhile and several others had just gotten their license, so they didn’t feel comfortable diving without a guide.  Of the four of us that were not licensed, I had chickened out before getting my face in the water, one guy had not been able to remove his regulator under water and one girl was able to do all of her necessary parts during training, but was nervous about going into deeper water.  So Alex was the only person in our group that went diving without prior experience.

They left the three of us and one guide while they went under for about 45 minutes to explore the reef.  As it worked out, Alex had his own guide and enjoyed swimming about, but reported few interesting things other than a few colorful fish.  His tank had been leaking so he had to return sooner than the others, but he enjoyed himself and immediately began talking about getting his SCUBA license when we returned home (he hasn’t).

This excursion took up much of the day, so I was doubly disspointed to have failed at diving, as well as missing the chance to see more of Belize.  From what I saw, it was a GORGEOUS country and I’ve heard nothing but good things, so I hope to return one day. 

I have decided that to conquer my fear of water, I must get my SCUBA license.  Even if its only to complete the course and never use it!  Around here, you train in a pool and your open dive is in a nearby rock quarry.  I’d much rather do my first open dive in the clear waters of the Carribbean, but if I can do it in a cold, dark rock quarry, then I can do anything!

Alright, who out there is way cooler than me and has a SCUBA license?

Update to THE List

Since I first bought the 101 Things to Do Before You Die, I knew there were items on the list that I would never want to do.  Instead, I have other items that I would like substitute for these.  Thus far, I have completed 28 and have partially completed 10. 

So (drum roll please) I unveil…THE updated List:

1     Write a Best-Seller                                                            

2     Swim With… (Dolphins, Whales, Sharks) - COMPLETED                                                                      

3     Win an Award, Trophy, or Prize - COMPLETED                                                        

4     Catch A Fish With Your Bare Hands                                 

5     Make a Discovery                                                             

6     Throw A House Party When Your Parents Are Out - COMPLETED    

7     Eat Chocolate Covered Ants                                                  

8     Realize Your Childhood Dream                                

9     Learn that instrument - COMPLETED

10   Leave your mark in graffiti - COMPLETED

11   Storm Chase A Tornado Visit Every State - PARTIALLY                   

12   Get A Piece of Art into a Exhibition – COMPLETED                                  

13   Meet someone with your own name - COMPLETED

14   Ride the World’s Biggest Rollercoasters - PARTIALLY

15   Stage Dive or Crowd Surf                                                 

16   Get into the Guinness Book of World Records                 

17   Own a Pointless Collection - COMPLETED

18   Study the Kama Sutra and Put Theory Into Practice  - PARTIALLY

19   Master Poker and Win Big in a Casino                              

20   Get backstage and hang out with a Rock God - COMPLETED

21   Be a Human Guinea Pig  - COMPLETED     

22   Go Up in a Hot Air Balloon                                               

23   Get Arrested Ride in a Sleeper Car on a Train                  

24   See a Space Shuttle Launch                                              

25   Capture the Moment in an Award-winning Photograph      

26   Bungee Jump                                                                    

27   See an Erupting Volcano                                                   

28   Sky Dive                                                                           

29   Meet Your Idol                                                                 

30   Stay in the Best Suite in a Five Star Hotel                          

31   Experience Weightlessness                                                

32   See the Aurora Borealis                                                    

33   Get to Score a Hole in One                                               

34   Design your own cocktail - COMPLETED                                                              

35   Play a Part in Your Favorite TV Show                             

36   Visit Every Country - PARTIALLY                           

37   Make Fire Without Matches     

38   See These Animals in the Wild - PARTIALLY

39   Bet on a horse/dog/etc race - COMPLETED

40   Get a Free Upgrade on a Plane                                         

41   Be Friends with your ex - COMPLETED                                                  

42   Go Target Shooting - COMPLETED                                    

43   Throw a Dart into a Map and Travel to Where it Lands     

44   Attend a Film Premiere - COMPLETED

45   Do a Runner From a Fancy Restaurant                              

46   Scuba Dive           

47   Milk a Cow                                                                      

48   Be Present When Your Country Wins the World Cup  Be Present When UNC Wins the National Championship, Redskins Win the Super Bowl, or Hurricanes Win the Stanley Cup                                              

49   See Both Solar and Lunar Eclipses - PARTIALLY                                   

50   Write Your Name Over a Star on the Walk of Fame         

51   Learn Another Language                                                   

52   Read the Greatest Books Ever Written - PARTIALLY                             

53   Complete a Coast to Coast Road Trip Across America     

54   Make at least one huge purchase you can’t afford - COMPLETED

55   Score the Winning Try/Goal/Basket - COMPLETED                                   

56   Gatecrash A Fancy Party                                                  

57   See the All-Time Greatest Films - COMPLETED

58   Live in the Place You Love                                                

59   Leave a Job You Hate - COMPLETED                                                

60   Take Part in a Police Line-up                                            

61   Get Away with the Perfect Practical Joke or Hoax             

62   Join the Mile High Club                                                     

63   Make the Front Page of a National Newspaper                 

64   Drive a Car at Top Speed                                                 

65   Shout ‘Drinks Are on Me!’ in a Pub or Bar                        

66   Be Part of a Flash Mob - COMPLETED                                                     

67   Visit (This is a list of iconic places around the world, so far I’ve only visited the Roman Coliseum). – PARTIALLY         

68   Save Someones Life                                                          

69   In Various Languages, Learn to say…(please, thank you, your welcome, I’d like a beer, swear, etc) - COMPLETED

70   Invent a Word That Makes it into the Dictionary

71   Have Adventurous Sex (in different places) – PARTIALLY

72   Have Enough Money to Do All the Things on This List

73   Stand on the International Date Line

74   Learn to Fly a Plane

75   Get a tattoo and/or piercing - COMPLETED

76   Invent Something

77   Learn Astronomy and Read the Night Sky

78   Drink a Vintage Wine

79   Answer a Personal Ad - COMPLETED

80   Spend Christmas on the Beach

81   Get Barred From a Pub or Bar

82   Build Your Own House

83   Skinny Dip a Midnight – COMPLETED

84   Sell all Your Junk on eBay and Make a Profit Learn How to Ski

85   Visit the World’s Tallest Buildings - PARTIALLY

86   Run a Marathon

87   Conquer Your Fear

88   Get Married Unusually - COMPLETED

89   Learn to Cook

90   Join the 16-Mile High Club  Go White Water Rafting - COMPLETED

91   Publish a Cult Website
92   Own an Original Work of Art - COMPLETED

93   Complete the Monopoly Board Pub Crawl

93.5  Get Your Name in the Ring of Honor at Flying Saucer - PARTIALLY

94   Get Something Named After You

95   Get Revenge

96   Be an Extra in a Film

97   Live Out of a Van Attend Mardi Gras - COMPLETED

98   Go On a Demonstration

99   Confess

100 Reach 100 Years of Age

101 Continue Your Gene Pool

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