Archive | November, 2009

Thing to Do #42: Go Target Shooting-The Turkey Shoot

Shooters line up to "get on the board" and have a crack at the target at the Wilson's Mills Fire Department turkey shoot.

For those of you that ain’t from ’round here, you may not not know what a Turkey Shoot is.  In fact, you may have never even heard of one.  (In full disclosure, I’ve never been to one myself).  Here in rural North Carolina, Turkey Shoots are usually done by the local Fire Department as a fund raiser (often volunteer fire departments that need supplemental income above and beyond the small amount in public funding they receive).  During the nights proceeding Thanksgiving, people gather to pay about $3 or $4 for the opportunity to win a turkey.  They bring their own shotguns and to make it fair, the fire department provides everyone with the shells.  The participants line up to shoot at targets (not, as you may have originally thought, a turkey), usually at least 35 feet away, and the person who gets the closest to the “X” wins a turkey. 

Any good ‘ol boys (or girls) out there that have participated in a Turkey Shoot?  How about other traditions or fundraisers that organizations held in your community that “outsiders” may think were strange?

A reporter for the local paper wrote an entertaining recap of his first experience at a Turkey Shoot; the first part of his story is below:

I was holding a shotgun for the first time since Boy Scout camp about eight years ago. I didn’t even know how to load the thing.

When I finally fired the shot, briefly deafening my left ear, I found I’d completely missed the paper target. But I considered it a success since I hadn’t hit one of the cars parked nearby.

Not surprisingly, I didn’t come close to winning a ham or a turkey — the object of the annual fundraiser for the Wilson’s Mills Fire Department.

But Clayton resident Allen Pulley did walk away with a ham for his Thanksgiving dinner, and he had a few words of advice for me.

“You’ve got to have a good gun, a good shell and luck,” said Pulley, sporting a camouflage jacket and a faded cap promoting a pheasant hunt. A crack marksman, he travels to shooting contests all over the country, and he’s been to just about every turkey shoot the fire department has ever had.

Pulley said the main reason he comes is to support the local firefighters. “I think I done bought one fire truck already,” he said.

But organizers of the event — which runs several nights a week throughout November — said attendance has been down in recent years.

“Turkey shoot ain’t what it used to be,” said Charles T. Wilson, the last original member of the fire department, which started in the 1970s.

Firefighter Bill Hardison says the community has changed. “Now 75 percent of the people in town don’t know what hunting is,” he said.

http://www.theherald-nc.com/news/story/12348.html

Thing to Do #64: Drive a Car at Top Speed

Saturday night a group of us went go-cart racing at an indoor track nearby.   We opted to do the “Grand Prix” race which meant we did several practice laps and then did qualifying laps before starting the first stretch of the race.  After the first dozen laps, we could take a 10 minute break, and then we would start the second stretch in reverse order from how we finished the first.  These are pretty serious go-carts that can go almost 40 mph and not only do they give you a helmet to wear, but also a neck brace in an effort to avoid whiplash and other neck injuries.  They don’t tolerate any bumping and will kick someone out for doing it reapeatedly.

There were 5 of us (3 boys and 2 girls), and 2 other guys that joined us that we didn’t know.  The other two guys were either natural born racers or else had spent some time on a track (or at least street racing), so they easily wiped the floor the rest of us.  Chris came in first of our group, then Alex, Steve, Monica and bringing up the rear was yours truly, Jessica.

I was one of the first ones out of the gate and was racing around the track, sliding around the curves, and enjoying myself until I quickly saw how easy it was to “spin out.”  I crept around “wrecks,” giving other cars plenty of space to get going again.  I was minding my own business until who should spin me out but my own husband, the one person in life that I have vowed to forsake all others for, be there in sickness and in health, blah, blah, blah.  Apparently he is more interested in the whole till-death-do-us-part bit.  He hit me hard from behind, completely a surprise, and my neck snapped back, immediately in pain. 

I was mad about being spun out and I was surprised by the pain.  I’m the first to admit that I often do things with a false sense of security.  Yeah, I sign waivers all the time about the fact that I could die or be injured in whatever activity I’m signing up for, but they wouldn’t let you do unless it was safe, right?  Truly, it IS safe, if everyone is obeying the rules; I actually think it would be kinda difficult to seriously hurt yourself.  However, after that hit, and soon realizing I was “lap traffic,” I was quick to slow down and give others plenty of space.  Regardless, I continued to get bumped and increasingly annoyed.

I managed to not finish last in the first stretch, due to the fact that Monica thought I was one of the racers that was lapping her and she moved over to let me pass (The same thing happened to me in the second stretch when I left Steve go by, thinking he was lapping me).  So Monica started the second stretch of the race, followed by me.  There was a lot of bumping as the boys were eager to get around the “slow” girls and for a second time, Alex spun me out.  I was seeing RED!  I couldn’t believe that of all of the people out there, he had now done this TWICE!  I mostly spent the remainder of the race trying to stay out of the other racers way. 

Once we were finished, I let Alex have it, embarassingly in front of everyone.  I woke up Sunday with a sore neck and bruises on my chest/in my shouldars from the restraints.  Alex was quick to mention that HE was sore in his lower back, that he had been spun out and bumped too.

I was frustrated with myself for not being able to go faster as I’m extremely competitive and a very sore loser.  This frustration had all the more to do with not being willing to bump and do what was apparently necessary to do well in the race. 

So, I guess I haven’t even driven a go-cart at top speed, although I’m sure if I was on an open track, I would have done much better.  Although it could be argued that I’ve gotten my Ford Escape up to about its limit,  I’ve always thought I would do the Richard Petty Driving Experience down in Charlotte to complete this item.  Unfortunately, I need to learn how to drive a stick shift first, but how awesome would it be to drive a race car on a NASCAR track?!

I know Gina has talked about wanting to do a similar race car experience.  Any other racers out there?  Anybody want to make fun of me for being last in a go-cart race?

Thing to Do #60: Take Part in a Police Lineup

lineup-bigI’m actually interested in this one a lot.  The problem is that I’m not sure how to go about getting it done, other than just being in the right (or wrong!) place at the right time.  My brother is a cop, so maybe he could help me…

The problem is, I don’t think they are even really doing police lineups any more.  They are going more towards using photos, rather than actual people.  I know there have been a lot of studies to show that lineups, photo or otherwise, aren’t very effective in getting the correct conviction.  Here in North Carolina, the state Legislature approved the nation’s most far-reaching changes last year when it mandated that all state law enforcement agencies administer sequential lineups.  The new sequential technique is designed to focus witnesses’ memories more precisely on who they saw and not allow for potentially faulty comparisons.

So, as interested as I am in this one, I may not have any control over whether I can accomplish it or not.  Drat.  I hate not having control!

Have you ever been in a police line up?

Thing to Do #52: Read the All-Time Greatest Books

Home_Photo_booksJust want to give myself a little pat on the back (pat, pat, pat) for getting into a reading kick here in the last few months and knocking off a good number of books on my list.  The original list was 85 books, and now I have only 10 left.

Below is the list; books that haven’t been read are in red, completed books in black.  Any books you think should be added to the list (like, HELLO-Gone With the Wind !?).  Any of these books that you have read (that I haven’t yet) that I need to be warned about ahead of time?

1984 by George Orwell

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

An Artist of the Floating World by Kazuo Ishiguro

Animal Farm by George Orwell

The Art of War by Sun Tzu

Asterix and the Golden Sickle by R. Goscinny and A. Uderzo

Atomised by Michel Houellebecq

The BFG by Roald Dahl

Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks

The Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe

Brighton Rock by Graham Greene

Buddha of Suburbia by Hanif Kureishi

Catch 22 by Joseph Heller

Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

The Complete Works of Shakespeare

The Complete Fairy Tales by the Brothers Grimm

Crash by J.G. Ballard

The Crow Road by Iain Banks

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime by Mark Haddon

Danny, Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham

Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell

Dubliners by James Joyce

Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess

Easy Riders, Raging Bulls by Peter Biskind

The End of the Affair by Graham Greene

Explaining Death to the Dog by Susan Perabo

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

George’s Marvellous Medicine by Roald Dahl

Girlfriend in a Coma by Doug Copeland

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck

Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkein

Holes by Louis Sachar

The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving

Kes (Kestrel for a Knave) by Barry Hines

Le Grand Meaulnes by Alain Fournier

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

The Magic Porridge Pot by Anon

The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden

Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie

Moby Dick by Herman Melville

Mr. Tickle by Roger Hargreaves

The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco

The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster

No Logo by Naomi Klein

Not Fade Away by Jim Dodge

The Odyssey and The Iliad by Homer

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Our Man in Havana by Graham Greene

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Perfume by Peter Suskind

Possession by A.S. Byatt

A Prayer by Owen Meany by John Irving

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Ragged Trousered Philanthropists by Robert Tressell

Sarah by J.T. Leroy

The Secret History by Donna Tartt

Stupid White Men by Michael Moore

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

Ulysses by James Joyce

Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann

The Van by Roddy Doyle

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

The Wasp Factory by Ian Banks

Waterland by Graham Swift

Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahamme

Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne

Winter’s Tale by Mark Helprin

The World According to Garp by John Irving

Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

Thing to Do #36: Visit Every Country-Belize

The third port of call on our cruise in October 2007 was Belize City, Belize.  Our excursion for this stop was scuba diving.  Scuba diving is #46 on the list and I thought this would be the perfect place to check it off.  Off the coast of Belize (and the entire Yucatan Pennisula) is the Mesoamerica Barrier Reef, which is the second largest reef in the world (after the Great Barrier Reef). 

The only snag to this plan was that I’m terribly afraid of water.  For whatever reason, I fully believed that if I just “sucked it up” and jumped in, I’d have no problem at all. 

We took a taxi boat directly from the Cruise ship to a group of little huts built up on stilts and docks running back and forth from the buildings.  In real life, you train for several weeks or months before you are allowed to go SCUBA diving in open water, but in this day excursion, we were to watch a 15 minute video instead.  If you remember, I had gotten a bad cold on the second day of our trip and when you SCUBA dive, you can’t have anything block your sinuses.  I had alerted the guides of my condition and they were certainly concerned but we decided to try it out anyway.

We were to go to a shallow area in the reef (about 8 feet deep) and go under to demonstrate certain hand signals and that we could share regulators, regain a lost regulator, and clear our goggles of water.  I was the first one in and as the guide lowered us in the water, as soon as my head went under water, I started to freak.  I frantically splashed to get back to the surface and I knew immediately I wouldn’t be diving that day.  The guide was patient with me and tried to work with me, but I felt bad for taking up his time, especially because I knew there was no way I’d be going.  I climbed back up on the boat, dissapointed and defeated, embarassed for chickening out.  Alex had followed right after me and had performed his signals underwater with no problem.  When he came back up, he was surprised that I had finished so quickly, so I had to tell him I had chickened out. 

After everyone had gone into the shallow area for their training, we made our way to a deeper part of the reef.  It was by this time that Alex and I discovered that of our group, all but four of us already had their SCUBA  license.  Several had not been diving in awhile and several others had just gotten their license, so they didn’t feel comfortable diving without a guide.  Of the four of us that were not licensed, I had chickened out before getting my face in the water, one guy had not been able to remove his regulator under water and one girl was able to do all of her necessary parts during training, but was nervous about going into deeper water.  So Alex was the only person in our group that went diving without prior experience.

They left the three of us and one guide while they went under for about 45 minutes to explore the reef.  As it worked out, Alex had his own guide and enjoyed swimming about, but reported few interesting things other than a few colorful fish.  His tank had been leaking so he had to return sooner than the others, but he enjoyed himself and immediately began talking about getting his SCUBA license when we returned home (he hasn’t).

This excursion took up much of the day, so I was doubly disspointed to have failed at diving, as well as missing the chance to see more of Belize.  From what I saw, it was a GORGEOUS country and I’ve heard nothing but good things, so I hope to return one day. 

I have decided that to conquer my fear of water, I must get my SCUBA license.  Even if its only to complete the course and never use it!  Around here, you train in a pool and your open dive is in a nearby rock quarry.  I’d much rather do my first open dive in the clear waters of the Carribbean, but if I can do it in a cold, dark rock quarry, then I can do anything!

Alright, who out there is way cooler than me and has a SCUBA license?

Thing to Do #1: Write a Best-Seller

writingOk, this thing to do was at one point considered a thing I would have removed from my list.  However, the more I thought about it, the more I thought I may like to try to write a book one day.  So maybe this thing to do should be more like “Write a Novel” rather than a “best-seller,” per se.  But who knows, maybe I’m a genius writer and don’t even know it…

Once again, fellow TTDer Miranda has alerted me to this awesome annual event: National Novel Writing Month.  From the website:

National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.

Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.

Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It’s all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly.

When I originally learned about this, honestly I considered participating, but the only story ideas I have are more along the lines of non-fiction.  I’ve never been very good at making up stories.  Plus its already a week into the month.  I do like the idea of just writing with abandon, without getting caught up in the quality or even if it makes sense.  AND the online community support would be great.   Of course, my favorite part is that if you succeed in writing your 175 pages, you are included in the inner circle of winners and get a certificate!

My good friend Sumner did something similar to this in the summer; she made a deadline to have 150 pages written by a certain date, and it pushed her to get the words on the page without worrying too much about the plot or getting caught up in the details.  Afterall, once they are on the page, you can always go back and tweak it to make it good!

So maybe something to think about for next year…

Any other writers out there?  I’m jealous of people that can come up with creative stories; everything I’ve ever written ends up just grabbing from books I’ve already read or movies I’ve already seen.


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